Coffee
Filter Kaapi
₹120Tumbler + dabara, frothed the proper way. Non-negotiable ratio.
A serious espresso bar in Indiranagar that answers to seven cats. Ninety-minute sessions, Chikmagalur single-origin, and management that naps sixteen hours a day.
The house manifesto
The house manifesto
We opened a serious café.
Seven cats took over at once.
We kept the espresso machine.
They kept everything else.
Pull the shot properly.
Never move a sleeping cat.
The rest is negotiable.
BOOP gently PATROL
Cats keep surfacing from the delivery boxes. You have thirty seconds to boop every nose that appears — this is petting, they love it.
boops: 0
30s
Try a practice boop — then start the clock.
Patrol complete
0 boops in 30 seconds
Polite Observer
The residents · all rescues
THE PATROL
Seven cats, one route, zero interest in your deadline. Follow the patrol line — it draws itself as you scroll, exactly as slowly as Baron walks it.
Indiranagar · the room
THE SPACE
Warm wood, a mint espresso bar, and window ledges the cats consider assigned seating. A gallery wall of the room — your own photos drop straight into these slots.
Live-ish
NAP BOARD
Where everyone is right now, as reported by staff between steaming milk and apologising on behalf of Rocket. Refreshes every half hour, roughly when someone changes chairs.
Now at Purrhaus
07 residents
Updated just now.
Your slow pan across sleeping cats goes here
They will not be woken for reshoots
COME SIT.
Ninety minutes, one drink included, unlimited judgemental eye contact. Weekdays ₹549, weekends ₹649 — the cats set the surge pricing.
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