Espresso
FounderBlack, dense, slightly bitter before 10am. Sleeps on the machine he is named after and considers this branding.
Chaos 3/10Laps 7/10Opinion of laptopsWarm rectangles. Approved seating.
All rescues · all salaried in treats
THE CATS
Seven residents, zero interest in your deadline. Chaos ratings are audited quarterly by whoever last lost a muffin.
The full roster
Molly Weasley
MatriarchGinger, maternal, will groom you without consent. Runs the afternoon shift and every other cat's schedule.
Chaos 2/10Laps 9/10Opinion of laptopsRivals for your attention. Sits on keyboards out of principle.
Chikoo
Adopt meBrown tabby, eight months old, made entirely of elbows and optimism. Will fetch a bottle cap if you believe in him.
Chaos 9/10Laps 4/10 · up for adoptionOpinion of laptopsPrey. The cursor especially.
Baron
ResidentGrey British Shorthair energy in a Bengaluru street cat body. Sits like furniture. Judges like a panel of three.
Chaos 1/10Laps 2/10Opinion of laptopsBeneath comment. As are you, briefly.
Idli
Adopt meWhite, round, steam-soft. Two years old, purrs at conversational volume, believes every lap is a reserved seat.
Chaos 2/10Laps 10/10 · up for adoptionOpinion of laptopsObstacles between her and your lap. Will negotiate.
Mausi
ResidentCalico auntie. Knows everything that happens here and disapproves of roughly half of it. Loves the window, hates the pigeons, needs the drama.
Chaos 5/10Laps 6/10Opinion of laptopsFine, if she can see the screen. She has opinions on your email.
Rocket
MenaceTuxedo. Zero to bookshelf in 1.2 seconds. Every broken cup on the wall of shame is his. He is very proud of the wall.
Chaos 10/10Laps 1/10Opinion of laptopsLaunch pads. Close your tabs.
Seven slow-motion head tilts go here
Talent fees payable in tuna
Adoption
TAKE ONE HOME
Chikoo and Idli are auditioning humans. Both are healthy, sterilised and vaccinated. Adoption runs through our shelter partner after two visits and a home chat — start by booking a session and sitting near them. They'll take it from there.
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